Hi, I'm Kelly, and this is a blog about men, women and relationships.
I would like to thank the following people for making this blog possible:
All of my ex's for giving me plenty of material to write about.
To my daddy, for being a bad-ass. In the words of Ted Nugent "I'd rather have a hard-ass for a father, than a dishrag".
And to my strong momma and girlfriends for never settling for less than they deserve.
Saturday, August 8, 2009
Don't Jiz In My Hairdo!
Sometimes I feel that blow-jobs are like war, when there are no rules of etiquette, and I believe in making love, not war.
On behalf of women everywhere, I would like to say: aim down, and don't jiz in our hair-do's! With that being said, it's not wise to piss someone off who has your junk in their hands. You've been warned.