Well, here we go again. Since this blog is more bad boy focused, I never found the need to write about the infidelities of a raging geek with money, like Tiger Woods. But alas, Jesse James has ventured into my territory. Please take a close look at what has become of one of my previously favorite bad boys. Above is a picture of his new mistress. Yes, that is a huge tattoo across her forehead. (Please allow a moment to let that sink in). Let me say it again: a-HUGE-tattoo-across-her-forehead!
How do you go from Janine Lindemulder and Sandra Bullock to this?! And not only is Sandra Bullock hot, she's funny. Okay, let's pretend that we can forget about the tattoo across this chick's face (as if). Here's the bonus: she has "sharpie" eyebrows!
We're talking about a bad boy that has major pull on chicks here. He could have gotten any hot chick he wanted, surely. He's got old-school good looks, money, power, and not to mention the fact that he's quite handy (huge bad boy bonus). I guess this is the crazy shit that can go down when you leave your spouse alone for long enough (Sandra was shooting a film at the time of Jesse's indiscretion). Did he just want to see what it was like to fuck a cartoon? I don't know what else to say. WTF Jesse?