Time to add more shit to our excercise routine again ladies, it's thigh high season! Fall can be especially challenging for us girls. The weather is cooler, it's football season, there's fattening, heavy food everywhere, and yet... we have to get into our thigh highs for Halloween costumes, since Halloween is now the Night Of Wearing Your Fancy Underwear In Public. I swear, I went to a Hugh Hefner Playboy themed party a few years ago, and had more clothes on than what I'm seeing for costumes now. It's easier to wear a bikini, than to strap a tight band around each of your thighs, which might actually create fat where there was none before, strangling each thigh to the point of looking like a piglet trying to escape from a nylon sausage casing. Anyway, here we go, it's fun... even if my ass is hanging out.