Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Girl Talk



It has come to my attention that a lot of guys think that we women talk about every aspect of our sex lives with our girlfriends.  We actually do not.  I do not care to know about the color and curvature of my girlfriend's boyfriends' dick, nor do I care to share with them about my man.  We do not talk about every little physical detail about you, or if you talk dirty in bed, etc.  After one of us has had the initial bedroom romp, all we want to know are two things:  #1, was it good?, and #2, is it small, medium or large?  After that, we're pretty much done, unless there's something extraordinary to go on about, we are back on to emotional and romantic talk, and whether or not you make us feel pretty and safe.  Really.