Sometimes for us natives, dating on the coast of Florida, near the second most beautiful beach in America, can feel like being a part-time tour guide. Everyone that lands here, needs someone to "show them around" and they flock to a native gal, like gnats to sweat. Which can put a gal that truly doesn't want to be in charge of the "relationship" stuff, completely and totally in charge. So that the unsuspecting tourist, or date, thinks that we might completely dig figuring everything out all the time. Attention Florida newcomers: We Florida Orange Blossoms are not your personal tour guide bitches.
Sorry. Okay, I had a bad day. Tours will resume tomorrow evening at 7pm.